Cannes: Paris Hilton Cried Watching Bling Ring — Vulture (via whiskeysoaked)
A man approached the heiress with his iPhone out. “Paris, you sexy bitch!” he shouted. “Are we taking a selfie or what?”
“Yeah, bitch,” she replied. They leaned in close and posed.
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
“Dad’s Theory of Arrogance—that everyone always assumes they’re the Principal Character of Desire and/or Loathing in everybody else’s Broadway Play.”
― Marisha Pessl, Special Topics in Calamity Physics
Stats Pr0n of the Day: U.S. Map of Hate Speech on Twitter
Since June 2012, Dr. Monica Stevens of Humboldt State University in California has been mapping more than 150,000 geotagged tweets that contain homophobic, racist or abliest language. The result is the Geography of Hate, an interactive map of the U.S. which reveals the hotspots of “hate tweets” across the country. A deeper analysis of the project is available at Floating Sheep.